A Dog’s Thoughts by Ralphie

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How do they get the peanut butter inside the pretzel? The world may never know. Sigh.

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All day I sleep, look out the window and bark at people walking by. What a waste. I really should be chasing squirrels, or training for a 5K.

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Sometimes it’s hard to be so good at something, such as lounging. I deserve a gold metal, or a plaque at least. Fine. I’d settle for a rawhide, but I won’t tell anyone! I have standards.

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Really, another picture? Don’t you have enough already! It’s not like I’m going anywhere….

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….or am I? Okay, okay here. I’ll pose! Ta-Da! Now, where’s my treat?